Team The Whole Tooth!!!
/Greetings fellow race fans,
I am writing to you today to inform you of the great progress that team "The Whole Tooth" has made on their stallion of the motoring world. As promised Dr. Morrison, his two sons Frank and Alex along with Dr. Murphy and friends Ronnie Whitehead and Mike Hilton will be representing the Morrison Dental Group in the upcoming Capital Offense race which is part of the 24 Hours of Lemons race series. The race is themed around cars that can cost no more than 500 dollars and have never enjoyed the luxuries acustomed to most racing thoroughbreds.
Team "The Whole Tooth" has lovingly chosen a less than desireable 1995 Mazda Protege as their charriot in the upcoming race. The death mobile, I mean race car, is currently in the outfitting stages of preparation. The seats have been stripped and a roll cage is on the way, soon enough we will be proud (sort of) to bring it out in public.
One race fan on the condition of anonymity is quoted as saying "I hope they make it out alive, I have a filling scheduled next month." People just can't control their excitment!
Check back for future updates on the progress of the restoration/destruction of the little Mazda that could.
Fans are encouraged to check out The 24 Hours of Lemons site for more information on the race as well as past spectacles of mechanized prowess.
www.24hoursoflemons.com
Thanks and Happy Motoring!!!
P.S. Check out our facebook page for contests and pics of the beast.
