The Whole Tooth Team Hits the Racetrack
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June 2012 - Ann Arbor MI -- Today Car and Driver reported that against the advice of mental-health professionals, Dr. Stephen Murphy and Dr. Robert Morrison, along with Morrison’s two sons, Frank and Alex, will compete in the 24 Hours of LeMons -- a wheel-to-wheel car race for heaps that cost $500 or less. Morrison's team -- the unpromisingly named "The Whole Tooth!" -- hits your local track on 06/16/2012 to 06/17/2012, where therapists and junkyard operators are already standing by.
One Morrison relative, on condition of anonymity, described both the Morrison and Muphy families as "...saddened but unsurprised" by the news." Unfortunately, we've come to expect such lapses in judgment," the source told C/D.
Friends, coworkes, and relatives interested in staging an intervention and/or watching the Murphy and Morrison men do something incredibly embarrassing can find more information at Car and Driver's LeMons minisite or LeMons' race-info page.
Team Info: The Whole Tooth
Driving start to finish without Novocain, we are essentially the last legs of a fading root canal. Painful and surprisingly fun through the mouth of the finish line. We will be extracting everything we can from our vehicle - filling the competition with awe. As we pass our competitors we aim to whiten the gap and decay the lead of the front-runners. Two actual dentists, and 3 wanna-be’s "filling" the role of team Whole Tooth, we hope to extract victory. Please brace yourself for an epic smile.
Please stay tuned for updates as Team Whole Tooth purchases their car, readies the beast, and competes for glory!
